Why do all these self-deprecating posts get so many notes? I’m a fucking winner I don’t have any time for your Sad Sappy Sucker bullshit.
Here, I want you all to do something.
Look in the mirror, and repeat my mantra:
“I am handsome, I am intelligent, I am better than every person I will see today unless I see Bill Murray” and say that over and over while listening to American Tune by Andrew Jackson Jihad and you’ll feel great about everything.
(Source: thecatacombkid)